Why do these things always end with me shoeless and screaming?

Remember the adventures of Squirrel!Neo and the gang? Romeo!Jay and his Juliet? Bartholomew the Crow, and his Legion Corvidae? Steerpike!Squirrel, Bettina, and the Kingdom of Backyard?

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