We are Doge. We are Good Doge. We have the entire couch but choose the ottoman.
We are waiting for the Evil Delivery Driver. When he shows up in his big brown truck we will LOSE OUR TINY LITTLE MINDS. We will create SO MUCH NOISE he will leave and then we will require pets because we are Good Watch Doge who saved our poor dim Hoomin from Evil Delivery Driver.
We also save our Big Doge and Hoomin Cave from wind, tree branches, passing cars, Other Doge (not good doge like us, we are the only Good Doge) and our favorite, Invisible Things Requiring Sonic Assault.
We are Doge. We are Good Doge. We have the entire couch.
But we choose the ottoman.