No, that’s not a teensy-tiny bird feeder to the right. That’s a bird feeder out in the middle of the yard behind the fir, and a VERY ROUND squirrel who cannot fit between the vertical supports on the deck railing.
SUPER. CHONK. SQUIRL.
Not pictured: Sir Boxnoggin, who was vibrating with the need to get through the glass French door and after said almost-spherical snack…
Will a link work? Here’s hoping, because this seems weirdly relevant:
http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_red_squirrel_15/fp_squishables/Squishable+Red+Squirrel
Holy cats. Is it pregnant with a litter of Great Dane puppies?
Good God, I hope not. Imagine the cleanup.
I get sooo excited when I see the word, no matter how you spell it, SQUIRREL. I’m probably vibrating just like Sir Boxnoggin.