I almost, almost bought one of these. The only thing that stopped me was the thought of what Phil would say, seeing one of his brethren dangling so. (And Willard, of course, cannot be trusted.) Emphysema Joe wouldn’t mind so much, since he’s a live-and-let-live sort, but the rest of the gnome population would take this addition very hard indeed.
Instead, I’m going to save up and get a new body for Norbert the gargoyle. He’s been patient, but living in a jar is beginning to wear upon him.