Me: I knew I should have brought my large pie server.
Princess: Your son is a Limey fork-flinger, Mother!
Me: I <3 you so much.
Princess: Jeffrey, are you doing druuuugs?
Me: Mom you are breaking so many rules right now…
Princess: Costco run?
Me: Costco run.
Texting with my beloved children is always a joy. For those wondering what the hell, watch Mystery Men. You won’t be sorry.