Crazeberry Hitchhiker

So Dina James sent me a package.

Unfortunately, well, there was a hitchhiker…

Coffee! Thank God!
Coffee! Thank God!
Wait, why is it...
Wait, why is it…
A soft rustling.
A soft rustling.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh dear God no.
Oh dear God no.
HAVE WE MET?
HAVE WE MET?
I ATE IT ALL
I ATE IT ALL
NEED MORE CRAZEBERRIES
NEED MORE CRAZEBERRIES
THIS SMELLS RIGHT
THIS SMELLS RIGHT
C...O...wait...I CAN'T READ!
C…O…wait…I CAN’T READ!
BREAK IT! EAT THE SWEET CRAZEBERRIES INSIDE!
BREAK IT! EAT THE SWEET CRAZEBERRIES INSIDE!
MUST...PRY...OPEN...
MUST…PRY…OPEN…

 

At this point I was still staring, bemused. I realized I was barefoot, and further realized, with a sinking sensation, that this would probably end with me screaming…

To Be Continued…

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martianmooncrab
martianmooncrab

most folks only see One Squirrel in the Wilde, you will soon have a troop of them In Your HOUSE!!!

then we will get Squirrel Wars for Territory in the Living Room.. with barking, mewing, cavitation, and who knows what else.. grin.

I will ask for video on that one.