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May
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2011

Gnomepocalypse!

Something has happened.

Something awesome. Something wondrous. Something…gnomish.

The Box of DOOM

Is It A Mummy?

It Claws Forth

This Garden Is Too Small

It Burns Us, Precioussss

Now We May Stalk Our Prey

Zombie Gnome Loves Nature

Single Zombie Gnome Seeks BRAAAAAINS!

PEEEEEEEKABOOOOO!

Paint me lahk one of your French girrlssss...

"Suddenly, Phil had the feeling he was being...watched."

No zombie gnomes were harmed in the making of this blog post. For your very own Gnomepocalypse, see DougFx’s Etsy shoppe.

Pleasant dreams!

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8 Responses to “Gnomepocalypse!”

  1. Katie Says:
    May 18th, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    MUST HAVE ONE!!!

  2. Tarralin Says:
    May 18th, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny!

  3. martianmooncrab Says:
    May 18th, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    now, if he only had a book in his hands…

  4. Jessica MD Says:
    May 18th, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    I’m kinda in love with you right now

  5. Nerdy Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 6:50 am

    And I thought the Travelocity gnome was scary! “Deedle deedle leet dee dee; doodle doodle loot doo doo. I wanta eat your brains!”

  6. Jessie Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Squirrel!Neo is NOT amused!
    Probably not intimidated much either.
    Miss B will prolly wanna Herrrrrd it though.

  7. Carmen Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    I must have one of these!

  8. sarahm Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    Beware. . . http://www.amazon.com/How-Survive-Garden-Gnome-Attack/dp/158008463X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305854000&sr=8-1