Bird of Ill Repute
Sep
9
2010

Three Things Thursday

I have very little to say for myself, being occupied in sorting out the tangle that Angel Town wants to turn into. So, three random things on a Thursday:

* Note to self: don’t ever buy cheap Q-tips again. You will regret it for MONTHS. It’s worth a couple extra cents to get the cottony goodness. Apparently Q-tips will be joining the short list of Things I Try Not To Skimp On, which also includes toilet tissue, coffee, and enrichment materials for the kids.

* I am at the stage where I just have to keep repeating, “You always feel the book is total crap at this point. Work through it. Put your head down and go through. You can’t fix what you don’t write.” Of course, the signs that I’m at this stage include staring blankly at the monitor, a sudden overwhelming urge to do housework, frequent rounds of whispered cursing, the urge to listen to the book’s soundtrack over and over while I’m running, and the frequent despairing thought that perhaps I should change careers. Go back to school and be a plumber or a paralegal or something. That thunking sound you hear is me hitting the desk with my head. Repeatedly.

* Our cats have gone insane. It’s like they’ve never seen rain or squirrels before, though this is impossible because they’ve lived in the Pacific Northwest all their lives. I can only surmise that they are two-marble beasts–they can only hold two marbles in their head at once. For example, the locations of the food bowl and litterboxes. If you try to shove something else in–like the idea that there is, yes, a screen that is ALWAYS pulled to at the sunroom door, or that windows are solid–one other marble, say the location of the food dish, will fall out, and crazed leaping and OMGWTFBBQLLAMA will occur. Therefore, the only marbles EVER in their furry little heads heads are the food bowl and the litterboxes, and anything else is a perpetual surprise.

I consider this an exciting, if terribly nervous, way to live. And I know I shouldn’t laugh at them, but I can’t help it.

Anyway. I’m going back to slugging away at Angel Town. One of the cats is perched in the window right now, staring at a squirrel in the front yard and making that throaty little oh please oh please sound in the back of his throat. He’s going to leap in a few minutes, hit the glass, slide down, then give me a filthy look as if I’m to blame.

Of course, I will be laughing too hard to care.

Peace out.

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7 Responses to “Three Things Thursday”

  1. Jake Says:

    Don’t you even CONSIDER changing careers!!!! I would be SOOOOOO disappointed!

    And you don’t want THAT, missy, no way.

  2. martianmooncrab Says:

    You would probably be the best paralegal plumbing squirrel wrangler ever, but, please stay with the writing for now. The cats demand it.. or food.. no, squirrels, …

  3. unrund Says:

    To #1: put kerchiefs on that list [unless you are using cloth ones in which case I am 'eww' but applaud your ecological consience ;]

  4. Jess Says:

    Please don’t stop writing. We love you and your books. I am inspired every time I read your blog. The little voice in my head gets more spine to tell me ‘you can do this’ whatever this is.

  5. Tez Miller Says:

    Ah, cats – they’re not as smart as they like to think the are ;-) Hugs to your squirrel-watching kitteh!

  6. Ruthanne Reid Says:

    This is a great post. 1. I needed the reminder to Just Keep Writing. 2. Two marbles! This explains my cat’s insane behavior! 3. Have done the cheap Q-tip thing. NEVER AGAIN.

  7. midnightblooms Says:

    Oh, man, this maybe me laugh so hard. My cat has gone insane, too. Maybe it’s the approaching equinox or something?

    So glad to hear that others don’t skimp on the toilet paper and Q-tips.