Bird of Ill Repute
Apr
13
2010

Just Not Happening (Much)

Am I really undertaking to write 4-5K of solid smut?

Apparently I am. But being in a pissy mood means that every single word of a sex scene has to be pulled out with pliers. Not really very sexy, so I’ll just link to my old advice about writing those smexx0rs and call it a draw.

Today was a day of errands and waiting and more errands and a haircut and turning the scene over and over inside my head, trying desperately to find the hook that will let me step in and catch the flow. Some days one keeps reaching and reaching, and the words come out only in dribbles. Like Devon Monk recently wrote, I’m turtling toward a dream today.

Oh well. The characters want to fall into bed, I want them to fall into bed, I just have to arrange things so they will.

*cracks knuckles*

All right. Let’s tango.

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4 Responses to “Just Not Happening (Much)”

  1. Mel Says:

    Heh! Oh, how I chortle at thee!

    Might be time to cue up that Jason Mraz video again.

  2. Bethany Says:

    Well, if the characters want it, they’ll figure out a way to make it happen. :) Sorry about the difficulty though, I know the feeling. Keep on turtling!

  3. Monica Says:

    I just found this website and have been tearing through past posts. The geeky reader / fan in me loves hearing how the books came to be and the aspiring writer finds seriously helpful stuff in here. Thanks for blogging, and for your books!

  4. mazoku Says:

    OMG, that old post is one of my favorite! :D I’m still wondering what the heck it is that Japh did.