Your foot my face I win!!!!
OMG.
So I bought this DVD for two bucks because it looked like the worst movie ever made.
It is.
It’s called Kickboxer FROM HELL. It’s two movies spliced together–a Japanese horror flick (borrowed mostly from Rebecca) from the seventies and a terrifyingly bad basement film about KICKBOXERS for the DEVIL and a BRITISH NUN who has a champion in a KICKBOXER in HONG KONG for a TOURNAMENT.
If you’re wondering why I’m putting the PLOT POINTS in CAPS because that’s the way they are in the “movie.”
This is so awesomely gratuitously hideous, it has to be seen to be believed. I will loan it out to friends at your request, just so you can laugh all the way through. I thought I’d seen some bad movies in my time, but this is MST3K worthy, even better than Sidehackers.
I do not ever lightly put up a film for consideration in the MST3K canon, but THIS ONE is IT.
I can now die content.
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