Parenting At Dinner

SCENE: The dinner table.

ME: *looking through seed catalogue* Po-TAH-toes!

PRINCESS: Po-TAY-toes!

LITTLE PRINCE: BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN MY BUTT! 1

ME:

PRINCESS: Do you know the meaning of the word “obsession”?

LITTLE PRINCE: YES! *takes huge bite of chocolate cake*

ME: *puts head on table, trying not to laugh*

…I don’t even know.

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