SCENE: The dinner table.
ME: *looking through seed catalogue* Po-TAH-toes!
LITTLE PRINCE: BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN MY BUTT! 1
PRINCESS: Do you know the meaning of the word “obsession”?
LITTLE PRINCE: YES! *takes huge bite of chocolate cake*
ME: *puts head on table, trying not to laugh*
…I don’t even know.
1 For those who wish to sing along at home: